Coffee is Closer than Cleanliness | Funny Sarcastic Mug for Coffee Lovers

We've all heard that classic line about cleanliness, most likely when mom wanted us to clean something up.

But, you know what? We looked it up, and coffee is technically closer than cleanliness. And besides, nothing gets cleaned up until after coffee anyway. And now that we're all grown up with coffee of our own, we can finally say it! Even if we say it with a mug.

Whether you're shopping for yourself or someone who can't function without caffeine, this design delivers laughs every single morning. Ideal for birthdays, holidays, office gifts, coworkers, coffee enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates dry humor.

Why You'll Love It

☕ Perfect for everyday coffee lovers

😂 Relatable humor everyone understands

🎁 Great gift for coworkers, family, and friends

Product Details

✔ Choose Your Size: 11oz and 15oz ceramic cup

✔ Same design on both sides of the cup

✔ Lead and BPA-free glossy ceramic

✔ Printed using a high-quality, long-lasting dye-sublimation process

✔ To reduce waste and ship fresh, your mug is not printed until ordered

Use & Care

♨️ Microwave safe for quick and easy reheats

🧽 Dishwasher safe but hand washing will keep the design looking fresh

Shipping & Returns

🏭 Production: Orders generally complete in 2 to 4 days once your order is received.

🚚 Domestic Shipping: Orders arrive within 2 to 6 days after production.

🌍 International Shipping: Delivery varies by location but rarely exceeds 20 days.

📦 Packed with Care: Your cup is securely shipped in a sturdy Styrofoam mailer to ensure it arrives safely.

💕 If you don’t love it, let us know within 30 days, and we’ll make it right!