{"product_id":"coffee-is-closer-than-cleanliness-funny-sarcastic-mug-for-coffee-lovers","title":"Coffee is Closer than Cleanliness | Funny Sarcastic Mug for Coffee Lovers","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe've all heard that classic line about cleanliness, most likely when mom wanted us to clean something up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut, you know what? We looked it up, and coffee is technically closer than cleanliness. And besides, nothing gets cleaned up until after coffee anyway. And now that we're all grown up with coffee of our own, we can finally say it! Even if we say it with a mug.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eWhether you're shopping for yourself or someone who can't function without caffeine, this design delivers laughs every single morning. Ideal for birthdays, holidays, office gifts, coworkers, coffee enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates dry humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji', sans-serif;\"\u003e☕\u003c\/span\u003e Perfect for everyday coffee lovers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji', sans-serif;\"\u003e😂\u003c\/span\u003e Relatable humor everyone understands\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji', sans-serif;\"\u003e🎁\u003c\/span\u003e Great gift for coworkers, family, and friends\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 12.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in; font-size: 12.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e✔ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold; font-family: Calibri;\"\u003eChoose Your Size\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"\u003e: 11oz and 15oz ceramic cup\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in; font-size: 12.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e✔ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold; font-family: Calibri;\"\u003eSame design on both sides\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"\u003e of the cup\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in; font-size: 12.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e✔ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold; font-family: Calibri;\"\u003eLead and BPA-free\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"\u003e glossy ceramic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in; font-size: 12.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e✔\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"\u003e Printed using a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold; font-family: Calibri;\"\u003ehigh-quality, long-lasting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"\u003e dye-sublimation process\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in; font-size: 12.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e✔ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"\u003eTo \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold; font-family: Calibri;\"\u003ereduce waste and ship fresh\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"\u003e, your mug is not printed until ordered\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 12.0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 12.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003eUse \u0026amp; Care\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in; font-size: 12.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e♨️ \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold; font-family: Calibri;\"\u003eMicrowave safe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"\u003e for quick and easy reheats\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in; font-size: 12.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🧽 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold; font-family: Calibri;\"\u003eDishwasher safe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"\u003e but hand washing will keep the design looking fresh\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 12.0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 12.0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003eShipping \u0026amp; Returns\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0in; 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