I Have Met the Enemy, and It Is Decaf! Black Coffee Cup

It's not pretty out there, soldier. It's a sea of madness and mayhem, and you are going to go out there and face it head on. You need to keep your wits about you, and your coffee cup full - or tea, if you like. Point is, the enemy wants you to be half awake. The enemy wants you to be slow. The enemy wants to suck every ounce of joy out of your morning. Soldier, believe me,

I Have Met the Enemy, and It Is Decaf!

Hang in there, soldier. You can at least rest easy knowing our classic mugs are made from high quality ceramics, with a generous size and a comfortable handle. They are microwave and dishwasher safe, but hand-washing will ensure the designs last for years. Sorry, our 15-ounce cups are only available for shipping in the U.S. at this time.