I'm Only Here Until I Win the Damn Lottery!
Admit it, the second you win that multi-million dollar Powerball, you are out of here! No second glance back, no forwarding address. Good luck finding you, lost among the megayachts and heliski set. We know, because we are right there with you!
Until then, here we sit. With this cup.
At least it has many practical uses. Not only does it hold hot and cold beverages, you can write numbers on tiny slips of paper and draw out your next winning set of lottery numbers!
Take your pick: Black or white. 11-ounces or 15. Or, if you really want to live like you've already won, get one of each! They're all microwave and dishwasher safe, made of quality ceramics to last until you do, inevitably, win the big one!
Get one for yourself, for that one relative who's convinced they're going to win (and not you, mister!), or as a fun gag gift for a friend or coworker. Everyone will appreciate the sentiment, because we're basically all in the same boat:
I'm only here until I win the damn lottery!
- Our classic cups are made from high quality ceramics, with a generous size and comfortable handle.
- Cups are microwave and dishwasher safe, but hand-washing will ensure the designs last for years.
- Most cups take about three days to print and process.
- Shipping depends largely on your location and can range from 2 to 12 days in transit.
- We ship our cups inside of a sturdy Styrofoam mailing cube to protect against breakage.
- Cups are printed in the U.S.A. using a dye-sublimation process.
- Absolutely love your order or contact us within 30 days and we'll make it right. Your satisfaction is 100% guaranteed.