La Capitana Roja
Yo no soy marinero, soy capitan, soy capitan…
Hold up. Let's make that Capitan-a! I mean, we all know who wears the britches on this boat. If there's any doubt about who's in charge, just wave this mug about. It proudly proclaims you are la Capitana! And if anyone questions la Capitana (especially that guy who thinks he is el Capitan), off the plank they go!
This high quality 11-ounce ceramic cup is microwave and dishwasher safe, and 100% sea worthy. Having your swabbie wash by hand, though, will ensure the design does not fade.
All together now, mateys: Ba-ba-bamba…